Author: ohseuch4aeji4xar
The Juniper FPC when ddos-protection detects a violation
Blocking RPKI Invalid routes with your Huawei routers.

RPKI validator deployers be like
Engineers operating certain ASNs in the DFZ.
Every networking vendor out there.
When you see sponsors win “Global Carrier Awards”
Sexy new ETSI Standards

Developing the RPKI ASN.1 BER decoder
Telstra engineer managing prefix lists
set routing-options flow route bgp-drop match source 4.0.0.0/9 protocol tcp destination port 179 then discard
Flowspec vs AS3356
Unique view from inside the Level3 NOC the 30th of August.
IXP Starter pack 2020: Useless webinars, Useless tools, Hard Alcohol.
Being a Network Engineer at Equinix LD8 during A+B power failure.

AS10990 Routing
nanog-l day before RIPE AGM

“actually be implemented, even in theory”
What the RIPE members *should* do today in the AGM Board Elections.

Coconuts
Brace yourself, the hijacks are coming.

The Hijacks are coming
Being part of RIPE member-discuss email-list

Being part of RIPE member-discuss email-list

Honestnetworker interfering with the interference of secret services interferring with RIPE NCC board elections
Network Engineers at Cloudflare hard at work

Working at Cloudflare
Level3 inbound BGP filters towards AS20764

Level3 inbound BGP filters
Context: https://radar.qrator.net/blog/how_you_deal_with_route_leaks
Every small operators inbox right now.

Every small operators inbox right now.
Ambulance chasers trying to sell cybersecurity services, BGP Optimisers and IX-ports during COVID-19 crisis.

Ambulance chasers trying to sell cybersecurity services, BGP Optimisers and IX-ports.
Brocade MLX:es getting repurposed from scrapyard to prod to answer up on capacity scaling for COVID-19 isolation traffic.

Brocades
Networker getting the news that Equinix facilities is closed for external people.
Networker loadbalancing the new and sudden increase in traffic from Highwinds and CDN77 mid-day instead of “when the family are sleeping”

Its porn
Building your whole ISP based upon random recommendations from NANOG-L.
Trying to book business-meetings at PTC2020

Trying to book business-meetings at PTC2020