The Hijacks are coming
Brace yourself, the hijacks are coming.
Author: ohseuch4aeji4xar
Being part of RIPE member-discuss email-list
Being part of RIPE member-discuss email-list
Honestnetworker interfering with the interference of secret services interferring with RIPE NCC board elections
Network Engineers at Cloudflare hard at work
Working at Cloudflare
Level3 inbound BGP filters towards AS20764
Level3 inbound BGP filters
Context: https://radar.qrator.net/blog/how_you_deal_with_route_leaks
Every small operators inbox right now.
Every small operators inbox right now.
Ambulance chasers trying to sell cybersecurity services, BGP Optimisers and IX-ports during COVID-19 crisis.
Ambulance chasers trying to sell cybersecurity services, BGP Optimisers and IX-ports.
Brocade MLX:es getting repurposed from scrapyard to prod to answer up on capacity scaling for COVID-19 isolation traffic.
Brocades
Networker getting the news that Equinix facilities is closed for external people.
Equinix closure
Networker loadbalancing the new and sudden increase in traffic from Highwinds and CDN77 mid-day instead of “when the family are sleeping”
Its porn
Building your whole ISP based upon random recommendations from NANOG-L.
Trying to book business-meetings at PTC2020
Trying to book business-meetings at PTC2020
Putting full tables in your 7609
Equinix-rep getting shit for their crossconnect-pricing.
Equinix rep getting shit for their crossconnect pricing
Cogent sales-rep reacts to ARIN banning them from Whois for harvesting contacts.
Cogent sales-rep reacts to ARIN banning them from Whois for harvesting contacts.
Exclusive view from within the NOC of a incumbent telco.
When the vendor tells you they don’t support third-party optics.
When the vendor tells you they don’t support third-party optics.
Average Network-Engineer getting the two first Equinix IX ports for free.
Average Network-Engineer getting the two first Equinix IX ports for free.
set forwarding-options hyper-mode
Taking a peek inside ansible_automation.tar.gz the VAR just delivered
Taking a peek inside ansible_automation.tar.gz the VAR just delivered
Honestnetworker getting the news that Juniper PR-search is up again.
Cisco consultants these days.
Honestnetworker realising how most SDWAN-implementations works.
Leaking your “optimized” routes to stub networks that then leak it to a Tier1 transit that doesn’t filter.
Calculating the future value of your Huawei HCIE in the US.
Calculating the future value of your Huawei HCIE in the US
RFO Call with your transit provider.
RFO Call with your transit provider.
Being the Network Engineer when the Kubernetes-people fucks up.
When you find a Bay Networks Switch in your network and actually knows how it works.
When you find a Bay Networks Switch in your network and actually knows how it works.
Honestnetworker doing his expenses from RIPE78 in Reykjavik
Honestnetworker doing his expenses from RIPE78
Honestnetworker reacting to “Senior Network Engineers” with two years in the business.
Honestnetworker reacting to “Senior Network Engineers” with two years in the business.
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