Cisco consultants these days.
Honestnetworker realising how most SDWAN-implementations works.
Leaking your “optimized” routes to stub networks that then leak it to a Tier1 transit that doesn’t filter.
Calculating the future value of your Huawei HCIE in the US.
Calculating the future value of your Huawei HCIE in the US
RFO Call with your transit provider.
RFO Call with your transit provider.
Label stacking with an EX4550
Being the Network Engineer when the Kubernetes-people fucks up.
When you find a Bay Networks Switch in your network and actually knows how it works.
When you find a Bay Networks Switch in your network and actually knows how it works.
Honestnetworker doing his expenses from RIPE78 in Reykjavik
Honestnetworker doing his expenses from RIPE78
Honestnetworker reacting to “Senior Network Engineers” with two years in the business.
Honestnetworker reacting to “Senior Network Engineers” with two years in the business.
Zayo AS6461 Getting directions from the new owners
Zayo AS6461 Getting directions from the new owners
Trying to fit all your packet actions & QoS mappings onto a fixed pipeline Jericho ASIC
Trying to fit all your packet actions & QoS mappings onto a fixed pipeline Jericho ASIC
Juniper PR Search
Juniper PR Search
Networker finding critical Cisco 6500 in the network with full tables.
Juniper JSA10925 – Firewall Filters Ignored if they have certain names
Cred to dark_15
Cisco Sales-rep suggesting proprietary datacenter fabrics.
Cisco Sales-rep suggesting proprietary datacenter fabrics.
Large OTT provider baselining 100G port-fees with IXPs on GPF14
Large OTT provider baselining 100G port-costs with IXPs on GPF14
Tier1 representative handling peering-request at GPF in Montreal.
Tier1 representative handling peering-request at GPF in Montreal.
Asking the Sales Directors how many new customers is on the “Telco Cloud” this quarter.
Asking the Sales Directors how many new customers is on the “Telco Cloud” this quarter.
Junos 17.3 would be great, they said.
Networker noticing that HE.net has a Routing-security presentation on a NOG.
Your Facebook-feed after friending all the IXP-people.
NANOG-L week 10
Trump on 5G buildout
Honestnetworker waking up to see anti-spam discussions on NANOG-L
Jr Network Engineers entering the field
New CDN popping into your Top10 Kentik Dashhboard and you try to figure out what they do.
Your two new colleagues coming home from Cisco Live and seems to have enjoyed the Kool-Aid a bit too much.
