When sales gets their hands on a cloud-enabled slide pack
When sales gets their hands on a cloud-enabled slide pack
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The Comcast Time Warner Cable merger
The Comcast Time Warner Cable merger
When talking about Intra-domain BGP Scaling issues
When talking about Intra-domain BGP Scaling issues
When Big Cable states they “remain committed to an open internet”
When Big Cable states they “remain committed to an open internet”
RFC1918 collisions after mergers and acquisitions
RFC1918 collisions after mergers and acquisitions
Seeing members of the community argue with each other on the RIR mailing lists
Seeing members of the community argue with each other on the RIR mailing lists
Discovering the real DWDM topology during maintenance
Discovering the real DWDM topology during maintenance
Carving TCAM memory
Carving TCAM memory
When someone pitches layer 3 ACLs on layer 2 platform
When someone pitches layer 3 ACLs on layer 2 platform
When you see the interface come up again after maintenance
When you see the interface come up again after maintenance
When your co-worker tells you he leaked the fake /8 paths used for traffic engineering to peers at the exchange
When your co-worker tells you he leaked the fake /8 paths used for traffic engineering to peers at the exchange
When at a birthday a family member asks why their Netflix is constantly buffering
When at a birthday a family member asks why their Netflix is constantly buffering
RFP requirements for the vendor you don’t want to buy from
RFP requirements for the vendor you don’t want to buy from
The world’s reaction to Comcast complaining about networks’ “dumping” of traffic on them
The world’s reaction to Comcast complaining about networks’ “dumping” of traffic on them
When Big Telco pushes their agenda through the regulator
When Big Telco pushes their agenda through the regulator
Assessing the state of corporate VPN clients anno 2014
Assessing the state of corporate VPN clients anno 2014
Hastily upgrading all network equipment after the flood of SSL security advisories
Hastily upgrading all network equipment after the flood of SSL security advisories
When customer makes enquiries about the “human error” paragraph in the RFO
When customer makes enquiries about the "human error" paragraph in the RFO
PE with partial table
PE with partial table
OH: we should go IPv6-only, it’s low hanging fruit
OH: “we should go IPv6-only, it’s low hanging fruit”
Writing the risk assessment report when you need more budget
Writing the risk assessment report when you need more budget
MTU negotiation
MTU negotiation
Initial reaction to the software’s release notes
Initial reaction to the software’s release notes
When a peer approaches your customer at NANOG
When a peer approaches your customer at NANOG
GPF Meeting Tool
GPF Meeting Tool
When you talk to somebody knowledgeable at the vendor’s TAC
When you talk to somebody knowledgeable at the vendor’s TAC
Vendors competing with their SDN portfolio
Vendors competing with their SDN portfolio
Independent testing commissioned by the competitor
Independent testing commissioned by the competitor
Explaining cold-standby to customer
Explaining cold-standby to customer
Junior NOC monkey trying to make sense of inter-VRF routing policy
Junior NOC monkey trying to make sense of inter-VRF routing policy
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