When you discover the real convergence speed on MX80

Enduring a marketing presentation without internet access

When you give your colleague’s personal phone number to a brainless customer

Engineering department listening to the customer’s design requirements

Upgraded edge capacity but not the backbone

Patching bugs in your coworker’s router login PHP script

Getting ready for a greenfield deployment

Dealing with automation scripts on a monday

Cisco Sup720 reacting to flapping peers at LINX

Explaining MITM attacks to your manager

“Review Shows No Congestion on Verizon Network”

Dealing with network maintenance when your coworkers are on holiday

Faithfully following the TAC’s debug procedure

ping 255.255.255.255

When your mailserver is greylisted

When the management blade doesn’t come back after a software upgrade

Vendor interoperability in the real world

Patiently sitting through an install via Supermicro’s terrible Java-based IPMI garbage

Vendor interoperability in the ideal world

Cisco 6509 boot failure after forgetting to upgrade DFC ROMMON

New management blade in that old chassis