
When your competitor got a better deal on purchasing similar equipment.

When your competitor got a better deal on purchasing similar equipment.

How to explain Weighted random early detection (WRED) to your family

When making useful contributions to the manager’s technical report

Disciplining the clock when UTC starts drifting towards TAI

When the router’s CLI momentarily freezes after a large copy + paste

What actually happens with packet header & payload inside the linecard ASIC

Increasing the compression level on WAN Optimization devices

When the network-wide deployment of the new automated ACL framework just works

When you suddenly realize you already have a BGP community for that

Actually using the vendor’s NETCONF API

When the customer explains to you why they redistribute some BGP routes in OSPF

When coworker asks about the reasoning behind the VLAN assignment policy

Catastrophic cascade of failures during maintenance

After applying the vendor’s latest security patches

When your capacity strategy doesn’t pan out

2 linecard swaps before figuring out link stays up because there’s a media converter in the path

Final pre-launch testing

Closing trouble ticket with the vendor after 12+ months

Running tcpdump eth0 on a new VPS provider

Explaining conceptual issues with the active/active setup to management

Reacting to peering policy mismatch on monday morning

Incumbent’s reaction to your most recent network expansion